Embrace the Cosmos

Open all your windows.
Close them again.
Take them down, then out.
Throw them away.

Let the cosmos in.
Wear a "Cosmos This Way" bobble hat.
And nothing else.

Nudity

Strip your home of itself.
Denude your space.

Counteract this by wearing all your clothes.
Go from room to room with your eyes shut.

Let your house shame you.

Wall Hangings

If your art is not current
hang your walls the other way round.

The art is on the inside
as all true art is.

Walls

Walls constrict the soul.
Remove them.

Keep the ceiling up with your inflated soul.

Not Down

Stairs going down are negative.
Remove all stairs that go down.

Stairs going up are all you need.
They have no end. Nor will you.

Cushion Cube

Buy six cushions.
Create a cube from the inside.

Think about what you've done.

No Legs

Legs on furniture is bad.
Remove them.
If they cannot be removed, remove them.
Cut them off with your mind.

Embrace your world from lower down.

NuWhite is the new Old White

Old White is dead.
Buy only NuWhite.
Old White makes you a Marxist polar bear.

NuWhite frees you.

Interior Decor

1. Throw out everything white.
2. Throw out everything that is not furniture.
3. Attach furniture to walls.
4. Paint everything white, including furniture.
5. Enjoy.